Childhood obesity ain’t solving itself. Plus, people love drugs. The product practically sells itself.
Why You Should Shove Pills In Your Fat Kid’s Mouth to Combat Childhood Obesity
Indigenous Peoples’ Day is a PSYOP
Normal people call other people “people.” The word is already plural.
Biden Sprecht, America Wreckt: Meming Fashy Joe Biden
Joe Biden, shaking his fists before a Nazi facade, accuses half the country of being vampires who “live in the shadow of lies!”
Sundress Nationalism
Comfort culture had its day. It was a shitty day. A rebuke of athleisure wear is long overdue.
Unvaxxed Conspiracy Theorist Leads Rona 2-0
2x COVID survivor calls the dark winter of death’s bluff
CDC is Praying the Gay Away
Originally published at FLAPPR.net: Political Satire and News You Shouldn’t Use It’s been a minute since we’ve had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging […]
It ‘Twerked – Hypnotic Gluteal Gyration Campaign Convinces SCOTUS to Revisit Roe
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds?
‘Carla’ in ‘Portales’ Gets ‘Free College’ Before It’s Free, Thanks to MLG
New campaign ad pushes the limits of credulity
I Am a ‘Stay-At-Home Mom’ Feminist
Work is hard. Being a full-time parent is harder.
Satire: Greg Zanetti Says Hello
If you were curious about Eggo’s potami and the willpower of Varus, this interview’s for you.
Are You There Voter? It’s Me, Ethal.
Maharg’s morality mission fails to launch, many wonder: Why is she still here? We asked.
New Mexico Gym Bros Want to Know: Is Ronchetti Natty?
Mark ‘the Mass’ talks curls, girls, home gyms, and The King
SCOTUS Must Move To Ban Purple Hair Dye; Limit Cat Ownership
Originally published at Flappr.net on May 9, 2022. As soon as the Supreme Court’s draft ruling on Roe v. Wade was leaked, Liberals were catapulting themselves down the slippery slope of “wHaT’s NeXt-ism” faster […]
MLG Wants Puerto Rico Statehood So NM Isn’t Last at Everything
MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
The Value of Homelessness In Society
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture
Biden Picks Blackest of Black Women on SCOTUS Short List
Childs was nixed for having straight hair, Kruger a White husband. “Ketanji was the obvious choice, for obvious reasons that do not include racial pandering.”
NM GOP Introduces Bill Mandating Interlock for DWI-Prone Dems
Following the high-profile arrest of a prominent New Mexico legislator for DWI, Republicans introduced a bill early Tuesday to mandate interlock devices for all Democrat legislators. “At this rate, we’re going to […]
Biden Warns of Russian Invasion of Ukraine, Recommends Booster Shot
CDC agrees: vaccines prevent war, forest fires, hurricanes
NM Judge: Real Equality Is White ‘Shaft’ Remake, ‘No Blacks’ Day At College
White-pride parties, 2x ticket prices for Blacks, “White Shaft” remake proposed
NM DOH Report: COVID-19 Is A Republican
Majority of deaths are non-White, poor, old, unhealthy–proof of COVID-19’s Conservative agenda