
Childhood obesity ain’t solving itself. Plus, people love drugs. The product practically sells itself.
Childhood obesity ain’t solving itself. Plus, people love drugs. The product practically sells itself.
Normal people call other people “people.” The word is already plural.
Joe Biden, shaking his fists before a Nazi facade, accuses half the country of being vampires who “live in the shadow of lies!”
Comfort culture had its day. It was a shitty day. A rebuke of athleisure wear is long overdue.
2x COVID survivor calls the dark winter of death’s bluff
Originally published at FLAPPR.net: Political Satire and News You Shouldn’t Use It’s been a minute since we’ve had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging […]
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds?
New campaign ad pushes the limits of credulity
Work is hard. Being a full-time parent is harder.
If you were curious about Eggo’s potami and the willpower of Varus, this interview’s for you.
Maharg’s morality mission fails to launch, many wonder: Why is she still here? We asked.
Mark ‘the Mass’ talks curls, girls, home gyms, and The King
Originally published at Flappr.net on May 9, 2022. As soon as the Supreme Court’s draft ruling on Roe v. Wade was leaked, Liberals were catapulting themselves down the slippery slope of “wHaT’s NeXt-ism” faster […]
MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture
Childs was nixed for having straight hair, Kruger a White husband. “Ketanji was the obvious choice, for obvious reasons that do not include racial pandering.”
Following the high-profile arrest of a prominent New Mexico legislator for DWI, Republicans introduced a bill early Tuesday to mandate interlock devices for all Democrat legislators. “At this rate, we’re going to […]
CDC agrees: vaccines prevent war, forest fires, hurricanes
White-pride parties, 2x ticket prices for Blacks, “White Shaft” remake proposed
Majority of deaths are non-White, poor, old, unhealthy–proof of COVID-19’s Conservative agenda