MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
MLG Wants Puerto Rico Statehood So NM Isn’t Last at Everything
The Value of Homelessness In Society
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture
Biden Picks Blackest of Black Women on SCOTUS Short List
Childs was nixed for having straight hair, Kruger a White husband. “Ketanji was the obvious choice, for obvious reasons that do not include racial pandering.”
NM GOP Introduces Bill Mandating Interlock for DWI-Prone Dems
Following the high-profile arrest of a prominent New Mexico legislator for DWI, Republicans introduced a bill early Tuesday to mandate interlock devices for all Democrat legislators. “At this rate, we’re going to […]
Biden Warns of Russian Invasion of Ukraine, Recommends Booster Shot
CDC agrees: vaccines prevent war, forest fires, hurricanes
NM Judge: Real Equality Is White ‘Shaft’ Remake, ‘No Blacks’ Day At College
White-pride parties, 2x ticket prices for Blacks, “White Shaft” remake proposed
Biden Adds Trans Furry Anti-Anarcho Dogecoin Blogger to SCOTUS Short List
Lonely rage-blogger more representative of American than 3 black ladies
U.S. Senator Calls New Mexico Children Dull, Undeserving
Dull, empty-eyed senator too dumb to fix poverty, proposes more internet.
70% of ‘Squaw Mountain Dr’ Residents Are Literally Hitler for Opposing Street Name Change
Resident says “quit being a victim, go invent Nintendo.”
Omega Man Submits To Octuple-Vax Series Citing Boredom, Annoyance With AI ‘Roadhouse’ Remake
2025: Don Frye completes 8-shot inoculation series that helped eradicate humanity two years prior.
How to Calculate the Number of Migrants Your Family Should Take In
If the $7.3b Vatican can house 12 migrants, U.S. families should take in 0.0001 migrants each
Cornflower Blue Keller & His Unhoused Dem Base: The Conservative New Mexican Investigates
“Much like our homicide rate, I don’t like to look at it as completely terrible,” Keller said. “I prefer to call it victorally challenge.”
Eddy’s Shower: The Conservative New Mexican Investigates
“I do my own talking and caulking,” radio talk show and in-studio showered Eddy Aragon said.