James Hallinan is feeling vulnerable, and with the World Series now over, his only comfort is Tina Turner records and auto-dialing Arizona law enforcement. The former campaign staffer for Gov. Michelle Lujan […]
Normal people call other people “people.” The word is already plural.
Joe Biden, shaking his fists before a Nazi facade, accuses half the country of being vampires who “live in the shadow of lies!”
Comfort culture had its day. It was a shitty day. A rebuke of athleisure wear is long overdue.
Originally published at FLAPPR.net: Keep the Faith, Hold the Line. Own the Libs. It’s been a minute since we’ve had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing […]
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds?
Stop blaming “internationals” for the crime, drugs, homelessness, prostitution, and general war-zone-like conditions of the War Zone
Work is hard. Being a full-time parent is harder.
If you were curious about Eggo’s potami and the willpower of Varus, this interview’s for you.
Maharg’s morality mission fails to launch, many wonder: Why is she still here? We asked.
Mark ‘the Mass’ talks curls, girls, home gyms, and The King
MLG ruled out secession on account of not being able to spell it.
An in-depth analysis of how the homeless add to culture
Childs was nixed for having straight hair, Kruger a White husband. “Ketanji was the obvious choice, for obvious reasons that do not include racial pandering.”
Following the high-profile arrest of a prominent New Mexico legislator for DWI, Republicans introduced a bill early Tuesday to mandate interlock devices for all Democrat legislators. “At this rate, we’re going to […]
CDC agrees: vaccines prevent war, forest fires, hurricanes
White-pride parties, 2x ticket prices for Blacks, “White Shaft” remake proposed
Lonely rage-blogger more representative of American than 3 black ladies
Dull, empty-eyed senator too dumb to fix poverty, proposes more internet.
Resident says “quit being a victim, go invent Nintendo.”